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Police: Teaneck man pulled gun on neighbor for farting
nj.com ^
| June 27, 2012
| Dan Ivers
Posted on 06/27/2012 10:56:51 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
TEANECK — An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.
Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr told NJ.com. The neighbor told officers that Collins pointed a revolver at him in the vestibule of their apartment building at 694 Cedar Lane at around 9:25 p.m.
Collins said he confronted the man after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door, but denied threatening him with a gun. He consented to a search, and officers recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.
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To: Free ThinkerNY
In first with the....
Never bring a fart to a gunfight
comment.
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posted on
06/27/2012 10:58:39 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
That must have been some really bad gas...
To: Free ThinkerNY
That must have been an explosive situation.
I'm sure the results really stunk to the one who was arrested.
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:02:49 AM PDT
by
Wizdum
(My job is to get you to shoot soda out your nose)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I’ll bet both ends were loaded...
To: Free ThinkerNY
You fart in my general direction, I shoot in your general direction.
To: 2dollarbill
He should have waited with a lighter.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Yea! That’s right I called your name.
To: All
Your voice has changed but your breath is the same.
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:13:52 AM PDT
by
Terry Mross
( To all my kin: Do not attempt to contact me as long as you love obama.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Sir,I resent you farting before my wife!!
Sorry man,I didn't know it was her turn.
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:27:57 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(No matter who you elect,the government eventually gets in.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
He’s so screwed. They even charged him with making terrorists threats.
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:29:37 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Terry Mross
Your voice has changed but your breath is the same. LMFAO!!!
That was not fair!
CA....
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:48:25 AM PDT
by
Chances Are
(Seems I've found that silly grin again....)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Speak, O Toothless Wonder!
CA....
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:50:05 AM PDT
by
Chances Are
(Seems I've found that silly grin again....)
To: b4its2late
That’s terrible. The farter’s the one who concocted
and emitted a weapon of mass destruction.
To: Free ThinkerNY
He had to pull a gun!
He was facing (silent but) deadly force!
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:51:48 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Teaneck man.”
What did you call me?
Them’s fartin’ words!
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posted on
06/27/2012 11:54:28 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: b4its2late
He’s so screwed. They even charged him with making terrorists threats.He claimed he was only trying to defend himself against a weapon of ass destruction.
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posted on
06/27/2012 12:04:29 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
06/27/2012 12:08:14 PM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
06/27/2012 12:12:46 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
06/27/2012 12:19:06 PM PDT
by
donaldo
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