If this was the WET awards, the government would be charging fines! Oh, wait. There are no WET awards because there’s no wet.
Reminds me of an old joke about black profanity. If a black man and a white man fell off a ten story building, which one would hit the ground first?
The answer must be Trayvon Martin. I'd never heard that joke befoe (or I forgot it). So I googled it. Martin came up as most of the results.