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Detroit to be hit by flesh and brain-eating zombies
Daily Mail ^ | July 3, 2012 | Daily Mailer Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 10:23:32 PM PDT by Thorliveshere

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To: 43north
I grew up on the lower Eat Side and we have a theme park there: Belle Isle.

The theme is: Public drunkenness, Public Urination, and Public Sex.

21 posted on 07/04/2012 5:32:49 AM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Thorliveshere

They won’t have any problems their savior just gave them Obamataxcare.

All the rest of America will be taxed to keep them in perfect health to battle any zombie sickness, all hail the Emperor!


22 posted on 07/04/2012 5:37:33 AM PDT by Eye of Unk (Is your state Obamacare free yet?)
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To: Thorliveshere

That’s NOT what I was expecting.

Reading the headline, I thought maybe government types were planning to cut welfare and food stamp benefits in Detroit.

The zombies would then rise up and walk...


23 posted on 07/04/2012 6:07:50 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (With (R)epublicans like these, who needs (D)emocrats?)
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To: Thorliveshere

Sure, it shows capitalistic initiative—but how sad that the city that once led the world in the manufacture of autos has fallen to this low state.


24 posted on 07/04/2012 8:01:44 AM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Some of my old friends tried to go to Belle Isle back in the early 1980’s during the daytime. Their car was surrounded by a large, intoxicated group of owebama’s sons and this is what they said:

“Do you know where you are white boy? This here is n!gger island. Now get the f**k off our island.”

My friends left, never to return. It seems that there were already zombies there as far back as the 1980’s.


25 posted on 07/04/2012 8:57:13 AM PDT by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
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To: Berlin_Freeper; All

The real question is: How do you tell were the theme park ends & the rest of the city of Detroit starts?


26 posted on 07/04/2012 9:46:49 AM PDT by Nebr FAL owner
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To: Thorliveshere
Good point, and if you really want it to be dangerous, you could hire some Muslims...

In Detroit, the Arab Muslims are the ones who own businesses, obey the law, pay taxes and work 7 days a week.

27 posted on 07/04/2012 9:53:49 AM PDT by Drew68 (I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
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To: Thorliveshere
Customers would pay to be chased by professional actors and try to seek shelter in ghostly homes, factories and businesses.

All the while attempting to avoid the local denizens, crazed on bath salts, who really are trying to eat you!

28 posted on 07/04/2012 9:58:59 AM PDT by Drew68 (I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
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How do you tell were the theme park ends & the rest of the city of Detroit starts?

You'll know you've left the theme park when the guy trying to eat your face off isn't a paid actor --and isn't pretending!

29 posted on 07/04/2012 10:01:27 AM PDT by Drew68 (I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
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That was my thought... How much is the liability insurance going to run? Park visitors running into condemned buildings...
30 posted on 07/04/2012 10:18:00 AM PDT by El Laton Caliente (NRA Life Member & www.Gunsnet.net Moderator)
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To: 43north
My friends left, never to return. It seems that there were already zombies there as far back as the 1980’s.

Used to be a nice place in the 1960's when I was a kid.

31 posted on 07/05/2012 4:51:26 AM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Mikey_1962
I grew up on the lower Eat Side

Is that a bath salt reference?

32 posted on 07/05/2012 5:27:05 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (Government's solution to everything: Less freedom.)
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To: Drew68

What makes you think that the park will hire actors as opposed to the current denizens of Detroit?


33 posted on 07/05/2012 10:03:15 AM PDT by Nebr FAL owner
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