Detroit to be hit by flesh and brain-eating zombies

Daily Mail ^ | July 3, 2012 | Daily Mailer Reporter

[Thorliveshere]

Derelict areas of Detroit face being taken over by hordes of 'flesh and brain-eating zombies' if an ambitious business plan takes off.

Entrepreneur Mark Siwak wants to create live-action terror theme park 'Z World' on Motor City's run-down and abandoned streets.

Customers would pay to be chased by professional actors and try to seek shelter in ghostly homes, factories and businesses.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168161/Detroit-hit-flesh-brain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-live-action-terror-theme-park-pushed-through.html#ixzz1zd1YtV8G

[Thorliveshere]

You know, when you've got lemons, make lemonade.... I think it's pretty clever. Why not use what you got.

[Berlin_Freeper]

How safe is it to reach the zombie park?

[Thorliveshere]

Good point, and if you really want it to be dangerous, you could hire some Muslims...

[ILS21R]

Derelict areas of Detroit face being taken over by hordes of 'flesh....

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[EggsAckley]

Gee. What could go wrong?

[UCANSEE2]

So..... what company would be willing to provide INSURANCE for this ‘theme park’ ???

[PittsburghAfterDark]

Knowing what’s left of the population in Detroit they’d likely fail to know the difference between the park and “the city”.

Detroit has already been overrun with brain dead zombies whose chant is, “CHECKSSSSS!” “STASH!” “CHECKSSSSSS!” and shoot each other.

How are we really going to know what’s fake and what is the park?

[ReneeLynn]

And they’ll only need makeup for the actors. This is so freakin’ sad. Don’t rebuild, just make the best of crap.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Would feel sorry for any real zombies there. With Democrats running things the only people with brains have left long ago.

What good is it to face zombies where you can't blow their frikin heads off?

[43north]

I grew up in Deetroit.

The last time I was there most of the neighborhoods I saw looked like they’d been subjected to a prolonged aerial bombing campaign.

Sad, so very sad. I fear it is what the dhims want for ALL of America.

[Pontiac]

Detroit has already been overrun with brain dead zombies whose chant is, “CHECKSSSSS!” “STASH!” “CHECKSSSSSS!”

You for got the other words they chant: “Hope”, “Change”, “Obama”

[Cementjungle]

I’m sure OSHA would have just a little to say about the employees (not mention the customers, and kids) being around or in these buildings. Most are falling apart; with leaning walls, roofs half caved in, broken glass, rusty nails, asbestos and indigenous “wildlife” scattered about.

[Nickname]

I thought this was going to be another story about bath salts.

Imagine the surprise when visitors realize the naked guy chasing them down the street saying, “I’m a eat you!” isn’t acting.

[Pontiac]

Detroit has already been overrun with brain dead zombies whose chant is, “CHECKSSSSS!” “STASH!” “CHECKSSSSSS!”

You for got the other words they chant: “Hope”, “Change”, “Obama”

[a fool in paradise]

GO4IT

[a fool in paradise]

GO4IT

[a fool in paradise]

How safe is it to reach the zombie park?

WARRIORS come out and playyyyyyyyyy

[oyez]

A lot of flesh to eat, but very little brains could be found to consume.

[gzzimlich]

I was under the impression Detroit has been a live action terror theme park with plenty of mindless, predatory inhabitants for some time now.

I remember reading somewhere that a particularly nefarious cabal got together and blew millions on a shiny new public library with $1,100 + chairs and other designer accoutrements in a city with a literacy rate of 50%.

Zombies would quite a step up in that you can just shoot/burn/bomb ‘em and start over. You’ve just got to get the job done before they get a NAAZP going.

[chopperman]

Spread around the Bath Salts and give it some realism.