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Detroit to be hit by flesh and brain-eating zombies
Daily Mail ^ | July 3, 2012 | Daily Mailer Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 10:23:32 PM PDT by Thorliveshere

Derelict areas of Detroit face being taken over by hordes of 'flesh and brain-eating zombies' if an ambitious business plan takes off.

Entrepreneur Mark Siwak wants to create live-action terror theme park 'Z World' on Motor City's run-down and abandoned streets.

Customers would pay to be chased by professional actors and try to seek shelter in ghostly homes, factories and businesses.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168161/Detroit-hit-flesh-brain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-live-action-terror-theme-park-pushed-through.html#ixzz1zd1YtV8G

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: business; detroit; zombies
You know, when you've got lemons, make lemonade.... I think it's pretty clever. Why not use what you got.
1 posted on 07/03/2012 10:23:43 PM PDT by Thorliveshere
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To: Thorliveshere

How safe is it to reach the zombie park?


2 posted on 07/03/2012 10:25:23 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Good point, and if you really want it to be dangerous, you could hire some Muslims...


3 posted on 07/03/2012 10:29:30 PM PDT by Thorliveshere
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To: Thorliveshere
Derelict areas of Detroit face being taken over by hordes of 'flesh....

Don't park your sun lounger next to her! Candice Swanepoel is a beach goddess as she models two bikinis for long-term beau

4 posted on 07/03/2012 10:38:31 PM PDT by ILS21R (Et tu, Roberts?)
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To: Thorliveshere

Gee. What could go wrong?


5 posted on 07/03/2012 10:38:38 PM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! ! ..)
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To: Thorliveshere

So..... what company would be willing to provide INSURANCE for this ‘theme park’ ???


6 posted on 07/03/2012 10:39:31 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Thorliveshere

Knowing what’s left of the population in Detroit they’d likely fail to know the difference between the park and “the city”.

Detroit has already been overrun with brain dead zombies whose chant is, “CHECKSSSSS!” “STASH!” “CHECKSSSSSS!” and shoot each other.

How are we really going to know what’s fake and what is the park?


7 posted on 07/03/2012 10:41:51 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: Thorliveshere

And they’ll only need makeup for the actors. This is so freakin’ sad. Don’t rebuild, just make the best of crap.


8 posted on 07/03/2012 10:42:03 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
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To: Thorliveshere
Would feel sorry for any real zombies there. With Democrats running things the only people with brains have left long ago.

What good is it to face zombies where you can't blow their frikin heads off?

9 posted on 07/03/2012 10:47:21 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Thorliveshere

I grew up in Deetroit.

The last time I was there most of the neighborhoods I saw looked like they’d been subjected to a prolonged aerial bombing campaign.

Sad, so very sad. I fear it is what the dhims want for ALL of America.


10 posted on 07/03/2012 10:47:21 PM PDT by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark
Detroit has already been overrun with brain dead zombies whose chant is, “CHECKSSSSS!” “STASH!” “CHECKSSSSSS!”

You for got the other words they chant: “Hope”, “Change”, “Obama”

11 posted on 07/04/2012 12:13:02 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: Thorliveshere

I’m sure OSHA would have just a little to say about the employees (not mention the customers, and kids) being around or in these buildings. Most are falling apart; with leaning walls, roofs half caved in, broken glass, rusty nails, asbestos and indigenous “wildlife” scattered about.


12 posted on 07/04/2012 12:26:12 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Thorliveshere

I thought this was going to be another story about bath salts.

Imagine the surprise when visitors realize the naked guy chasing them down the street saying, “I’m a eat you!” isn’t acting.


13 posted on 07/04/2012 12:28:30 AM PDT by Nickname
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To: PittsburghAfterDark
Detroit has already been overrun with brain dead zombies whose chant is, “CHECKSSSSS!” “STASH!” “CHECKSSSSSS!”

You for got the other words they chant: “Hope”, “Change”, “Obama”

14 posted on 07/04/2012 1:06:00 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: Thorliveshere; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono

GO4IT


15 posted on 07/04/2012 1:22:12 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
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To: Thorliveshere; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono

GO4IT


16 posted on 07/04/2012 1:22:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
How safe is it to reach the zombie park?

WARRIORS come out and playyyyyyyyyy

17 posted on 07/04/2012 1:23:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
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To: Thorliveshere

A lot of flesh to eat, but very little brains could be found to consume.


18 posted on 07/04/2012 1:31:29 AM PDT by oyez ( .Apparently The U.S. CONSTITUTION has been reduced to the consistency of quicksand.)
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To: Thorliveshere

I was under the impression Detroit has been a live action terror theme park with plenty of mindless, predatory inhabitants for some time now.

I remember reading somewhere that a particularly nefarious cabal got together and blew millions on a shiny new public library with $1,100 + chairs and other designer accoutrements in a city with a literacy rate of 50%.

Zombies would quite a step up in that you can just shoot/burn/bomb ‘em and start over. You’ve just got to get the job done before they get a NAAZP going.


19 posted on 07/04/2012 2:14:01 AM PDT by gzzimlich
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To: Thorliveshere

Spread around the Bath Salts and give it some realism.


20 posted on 07/04/2012 2:18:55 AM PDT by chopperman
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To: 43north
I grew up on the lower Eat Side and we have a theme park there: Belle Isle.

The theme is: Public drunkenness, Public Urination, and Public Sex.

21 posted on 07/04/2012 5:32:49 AM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Thorliveshere

They won’t have any problems their savior just gave them Obamataxcare.

All the rest of America will be taxed to keep them in perfect health to battle any zombie sickness, all hail the Emperor!


22 posted on 07/04/2012 5:37:33 AM PDT by Eye of Unk (Is your state Obamacare free yet?)
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To: Thorliveshere

That’s NOT what I was expecting.

Reading the headline, I thought maybe government types were planning to cut welfare and food stamp benefits in Detroit.

The zombies would then rise up and walk...


23 posted on 07/04/2012 6:07:50 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (With (R)epublicans like these, who needs (D)emocrats?)
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To: Thorliveshere

Sure, it shows capitalistic initiative—but how sad that the city that once led the world in the manufacture of autos has fallen to this low state.


24 posted on 07/04/2012 8:01:44 AM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Some of my old friends tried to go to Belle Isle back in the early 1980’s during the daytime. Their car was surrounded by a large, intoxicated group of owebama’s sons and this is what they said:

“Do you know where you are white boy? This here is n!gger island. Now get the f**k off our island.”

My friends left, never to return. It seems that there were already zombies there as far back as the 1980’s.


25 posted on 07/04/2012 8:57:13 AM PDT by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
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To: Berlin_Freeper; All

The real question is: How do you tell were the theme park ends & the rest of the city of Detroit starts?


26 posted on 07/04/2012 9:46:49 AM PDT by Nebr FAL owner
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To: Thorliveshere
Good point, and if you really want it to be dangerous, you could hire some Muslims...

In Detroit, the Arab Muslims are the ones who own businesses, obey the law, pay taxes and work 7 days a week.

27 posted on 07/04/2012 9:53:49 AM PDT by Drew68 (I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
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To: Thorliveshere
Customers would pay to be chased by professional actors and try to seek shelter in ghostly homes, factories and businesses.

All the while attempting to avoid the local denizens, crazed on bath salts, who really are trying to eat you!

28 posted on 07/04/2012 9:58:59 AM PDT by Drew68 (I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
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To: Nebr FAL owner
How do you tell were the theme park ends & the rest of the city of Detroit starts?

You'll know you've left the theme park when the guy trying to eat your face off isn't a paid actor --and isn't pretending!

29 posted on 07/04/2012 10:01:27 AM PDT by Drew68 (I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
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To: UCANSEE2
That was my thought... How much is the liability insurance going to run? Park visitors running into condemned buildings...
30 posted on 07/04/2012 10:18:00 AM PDT by El Laton Caliente (NRA Life Member & www.Gunsnet.net Moderator)
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To: 43north
My friends left, never to return. It seems that there were already zombies there as far back as the 1980’s.

Used to be a nice place in the 1960's when I was a kid.

31 posted on 07/05/2012 4:51:26 AM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Mikey_1962
I grew up on the lower Eat Side

Is that a bath salt reference?

32 posted on 07/05/2012 5:27:05 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (Government's solution to everything: Less freedom.)
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To: Drew68

What makes you think that the park will hire actors as opposed to the current denizens of Detroit?


33 posted on 07/05/2012 10:03:15 AM PDT by Nebr FAL owner
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