How safe is it to reach the zombie park?
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Gee. What could go wrong?
So..... what company would be willing to provide INSURANCE for this ‘theme park’ ???
And they’ll only need makeup for the actors. This is so freakin’ sad. Don’t rebuild, just make the best of crap.
What good is it to face zombies where you can't blow their frikin heads off?
I grew up in Deetroit.
The last time I was there most of the neighborhoods I saw looked like they’d been subjected to a prolonged aerial bombing campaign.
Sad, so very sad. I fear it is what the dhims want for ALL of America.
I’m sure OSHA would have just a little to say about the employees (not mention the customers, and kids) being around or in these buildings. Most are falling apart; with leaning walls, roofs half caved in, broken glass, rusty nails, asbestos and indigenous “wildlife” scattered about.
I thought this was going to be another story about bath salts.
Imagine the surprise when visitors realize the naked guy chasing them down the street saying, “I’m a eat you!” isn’t acting.
A lot of flesh to eat, but very little brains could be found to consume.
I was under the impression Detroit has been a live action terror theme park with plenty of mindless, predatory inhabitants for some time now.
I remember reading somewhere that a particularly nefarious cabal got together and blew millions on a shiny new public library with $1,100 + chairs and other designer accoutrements in a city with a literacy rate of 50%.
Zombies would quite a step up in that you can just shoot/burn/bomb ‘em and start over. You’ve just got to get the job done before they get a NAAZP going.
Spread around the Bath Salts and give it some realism.
They won’t have any problems their savior just gave them Obamataxcare.
All the rest of America will be taxed to keep them in perfect health to battle any zombie sickness, all hail the Emperor!
That’s NOT what I was expecting.
Reading the headline, I thought maybe government types were planning to cut welfare and food stamp benefits in Detroit.
The zombies would then rise up and walk...
Sure, it shows capitalistic initiative—but how sad that the city that once led the world in the manufacture of autos has fallen to this low state.
All the while attempting to avoid the local denizens, crazed on bath salts, who really are trying to eat you!