Video Link--NSFW!
Posted on 07/11/2012 7:47:31 AM PDT by raccoonradio
Are the New England Patriots [team stats] starved for attention? Not to be outdone by a naked Rob Gronkowski on the cover of ESPN the Magazine, Patriots boss Robert Kraft appears to pop up on YouTube last night in a (bad) audition tape for his bikini-clad 30something GF Ricki Noel Lander where he uses profanity, dances and throws a punch!
Let’s study the tape, shall we? The scene opens with Ricki, who Robert introduced to us as his "pal" last month during a Celtics [team stats] playoff game, clad in nothing but an animal-print bikini telling the camera she’s auditioning for the part of "Mary Elena." The camera pans the full length of her body, because, it is, of course, an audition tape... From what we can gather, Mary Elena is a student by day, stripper by night.
Robert is a customer, who later identifies himself as a Yahoo exec, who wants to get to know Mary Elena a little better -- so he dances for her! "OK, Ok, that is burned into my memory," laughs Ricki. "You can stop now." "I’ll stop, if you let me buy you a drink," says the hopeful customer. "I would love that," says Lander in a sexy stripper voice.
Cut to the second scene where Robert plays tough to get the club manager or bouncer to get a private dance with the object of his affection, who sounds like she’s had a change of heart. "Look, I’ve been waiting since she got off, buddy, nut up or move on," says Robert who then turns to Ricki and says, "I don’t know who this loser is, but I’ve been dropping a lot of cash here. I’m an executive at Yahoo." When the bouncer/manger says he isn’t familiar with Yahoo (really?), Kraft calls him a dirty name then hauls off and "punches" the guy in the face. Ricki’s look of horror is quite priceless.
The video was unearthed by Barstoolsports.com, but has since spread on the web with more than 25,441 views since 9:30 last night. The Patriots, contacted late last night, had no comment. Check out tomorrow’s Inside Track for more on this story.
LOL I was watching this imagining it was Jerry Jones doing this instead of Kraft.
HC Ping. Oh I’m sure she’s not really just a golddigger after Krafty Bob’s money.
The next Georgia Frontiere?
Hmm, maybe inherits the team after Bob dies?
btw note the flag or banner or something to the right in the video, with the NFL logos. Prob taped at Gillette Stadium.
Based on this picture, I want the jury to deliberate more. Your boyfriend has more money than god. Least he could do is get you a couple of 38’s for your birthday.
Myra Kraft passed on a little less than a yr ago—7/20/11 acc to Wikipedia. Getting over his grief I guess.
Some of the worst “acting” ever seen. LOL!
I hope Mr. Kraft is telling her to eat a sandwich, or a knish, or something. The girl seems from this still photo to be a tad undernourished.
I'll take small and natural over large and fake any day. Fakes only look good with clothes on...and the feel-meh.....I can squeeze hard grapefruits at the store.
You think a guy his age cares about that?
Some of the worst “acting” ever seen. LOL!
The way he was tottering around, I dont think he was “acting” drunk, though.
I wonder what $he $ee$ in him?
Well, let’s just say that if I were Robert, I wouldn’t go swimming off a Florida beach anytime soon.
Wasn’t there a court case last year where it was intimated that a well known Boston sports franchise owner was in a long term “business arrangement” with a high priced prostitute? IIRC, he went a long way and spent serious $$$$ to prevent his identity from being revealed.
Just thinkin’.
There’s no fool like an old fool the saying goes.
I got a laugh the other day, passing by a women’s store that specializes in scant clothing for “dancers”. They had a sale sign in the window which said “Bikini Blow Out!”.
Bikini blow out? It instantly made me think of a woman who is more than a little bit “zoftig”, wearing a bikini a few sizes too small, “looking like two rubber bands on an egg”.
Sproiiiing! Bikini blow out!
Robert Kraft to speak to gay group
Feb 8th, 2011
by Cyd Zeigler jr..
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft will be the keynote speaker at the fourth annual LGBT Executive Networking Night on Feb. 23 at the Boston Marriott Copley Place. From the Boston Herald:
“It’s groundbreaking, absolutely groundbreaking,” said David Zimmerman, whose Boston Spirit maggie is putting on the fourth annual LGBT Executive Networking Night later this month. “Once again the New England Patriots [team stats] and its ownership are leading the way in professional sports.”
In a grandfatherly way, yes. "Ess, meine ainicle"
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