My God,what next? A claim that he actually has acting talent?
Damn, I’m trying to think of the name of that movie he was in. You know, it was the one where he was a young, cocky guy.
I think he can act, within a limited range. It probably actually helps, in that regard, that he’s certifiably insane, though.
Now that’s just crazy talk.
Divorce proceedings:
Katie Holmes: I need a divorce, my husband is insane.
Judge: On what basis do you make this claim?
Katie Holmes: He says he is psychic.
Judge: Do you have any proof of this?
Katie Holmes: The Church of Scientology says he is psychic AND telekinetic. This means he is certified as insane.