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Posted on 07/13/2012 5:55:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen; Kathy in Alaska; SevenofNine; StarCMC; MeekMom; MEG33; HiJinx; acad1228; ...
A friend told the blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:33:05 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:38:07 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: NCC-1701
"TOP TEN!!!!!!!!!!"
Missed it by that much ...
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:39:03 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
("No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full" (Sulla))
To: Currentriverrat
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:39:53 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
I told this woman she had been blessed with three beautiful children.
My mistake. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. It was an honest mistake....
To: BlueLancer
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:40:59 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: workerbee
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:43:08 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: BlueLancer
See my #18. I raked myself over the coals for that.
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:44:46 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
To: NCC-1701
Oh well, it’s Friday the 13th. I’ll chalk it up to bad luck. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:44:54 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:47:27 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 7:01:34 AM PDT
by
Spunky
(Those)
To: NCC-1701
That's right, Friday the 13th. You know what's happening today, that I can't attend? 10th anniversary Firefly cast reunion at the ComiCon in San Diego.
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posted on
07/13/2012 7:03:50 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Proud to have been beat up and shot by the late Paul Gomez. RIP, 'Gnomez'.)
To: Lucky9teen
Watch your mailbox!
Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my behind, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.
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posted on
07/13/2012 7:08:30 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Two blonds find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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posted on
07/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 7:44:21 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
To: Spunky
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posted on
07/13/2012 7:55:21 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
To: BenLurkin
Ah, memories of the Choom Bus:
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posted on
07/13/2012 7:57:49 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Lucky9teen
ALERT FROM; Center for DISEASE CONTROL
Subj: Gonorrhea Lectim …Deadly Disease!!
One should be thinking about this seriously. I ‘ m Posting this because I know you are all bright and I care about you.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called “GonorrheaLectim.” It pronounced “Gonna re-elect em” and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It ‘ s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don ‘ t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about
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posted on
07/13/2012 8:05:55 AM PDT
by
unique1
To: workerbee
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posted on
07/13/2012 8:08:09 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Old Sarge
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posted on
07/13/2012 8:09:17 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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