It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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Artery
..The study of paintings.
Bacteria
Back door to a cafeteria.
Barium
.What doctors do when patients die.
Benign
.What you be after you be eight
Cesarean Section
.A neighborhood in Rome.
CTscan
.Searching for kitty.
Cauterize
.Made eye contact with her.
Colic
.A sheep dog.
Coma
A punctuation mark.
D & C
Where Washington is.
Dilate
To live long.
Enema
..Not a friend.
Fester
Quicker than someone else.
Fibula
A small lie.
Genital
..Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series
.World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail
What you hang your coat on.
Impotent
Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain
.Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff
A doctors cane.
Morbid
A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates
.Cheaper than day rates.
Node
..I knew it.
Outpatient
.A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear
A fatherhood test.
Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative
..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery.
Rectum
Darn near killed him.
Secretion
Hiding something.
Seizure
..Roman emperor.
Tablet
A small table.
Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor
.More than one.
Urine
.Opposite of youre out.
Varicose
.Near by / close by.