You put Dark’s coffee in his milch, dincha?
Nope.
He doesn’t even care for milk, actually.
I’m thinking the high quality of his Halo cat food “has imparted unto him an unnatural spirit”.
[actual excuse used by Victorians for animals and kids who were full of themselves and were subsequently fed something more like gruel to “quieten them”]
The frequent treats of real meat have also given his fur a glossy sheen and possibly, his demeanor a Satanic aspect.
;D
[I’m thawing rats out for the ‘nakes tonight...mebbe I should toss him one as the ultimate “whole, raw food experience”]