[Dexter Morgan]

I don’t need a man aisle. I can read the signs and walk at the same time.

Often, when we just need something quick, I’ll leave my wife in the car and go inside alone. Every time I come back, she asks, “How’d you do that so fast?”.

Maybe the new metro males are dumb, but navigating a grocery store has never been too difficult.

[OldMissileer]

Often, when we just need something quick, I’ll leave my wife in the car and go inside alone. Every time I come back, she asks, “How’d you do that so fast?.”

My daughter went with me to the Commissary a couple of weeks ago. I had a list of about 25 items. We were in and out in less than 30 minutes.

My daughter thought that was the coolest thing as my wife will spend two or three hours shopping there.