[DannyTN]

Top Ways to regulate Cats:

• Make Cats report their kills each week.
• Make Cats redistribute their kills each week.
• Make Cats buy an annual kill license.
• Make Cats wait 7 days for a kill license.
• Make Cats attend mandatory classes.
• Desegregate Cats and Birds
• Mice under 500 grams must be thrown back.
• Birds under 1 oz must be thrown back.
• Limit of 2 kills per week.
• Implement cat 1 child policy.
• Import more Asian restaurants.

[TigersEye]

ROTFLMAO! Perfect.

[Library Lady]

My can unintentionally redistributes her kill when she comes in loudly bragging about it, and the corgi takes it away from her.

[nvscanman]

“•Mice under 500 grams must be thrown back.

That’s a big freaking mouse....hell that’s a good
sized rat. 500 grams is 1.1 pounds.