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Must be a Dem to get so upset about being asked for ID.

Will Schumer call for more banjo control?

1 posted on 08/07/2012 3:17:26 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
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To: TurboZamboni; Anoreth

It’s against the law for 20-year-olds to drink, so how’d he get drunk? And where was a banjo when I really wanted one?


2 posted on 08/07/2012 3:19:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (If you can't say anything nice, have some more wine.)
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Thank God it wasn't bagpipes. Thank God. The media is so quick to blame the pipes every time someone dies by musical instrument.

True fact: Harpsichords account for 80% of all instrument related murders yet they represent only .03% of the instrument inventory.

3 posted on 08/07/2012 3:22:52 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (Goode over evil. Voting for mitt or obie is like throwing your country away.)
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If we can just save ONE life with some Common Sense Banjo Legislation......
Why do you need FIVE strings, except to kill someone?
So many notes....so fast
A sad day in American musical carnage....


5 posted on 08/07/2012 3:27:04 PM PDT by pgobrien (God save me from 'good' people.)
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To: TurboZamboni

Oh crap, not a banjo! That’s scary. Anything but a banjo!


8 posted on 08/07/2012 4:28:20 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (....The days are long, but the years are short.....)
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To: TurboZamboni
Definition of a gentlemen:
Someone that knows how to play the banjo, but doesn't.
9 posted on 08/07/2012 4:32:33 PM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: TurboZamboni
"Oh, I come from Wauwatosa
with a hatchet on my knee
I'm going off to Mad-town
to drink some beer you'll see"
10 posted on 08/07/2012 4:44:44 PM PDT by driftless2
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"How many more must die, Mr. Speaker?"

Stop him before he kills again.

11 posted on 08/07/2012 5:09:55 PM PDT by x
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To: TurboZamboni

Oh no - not a banjo - the fiend.....


13 posted on 08/07/2012 9:37:22 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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