Girls are mean. They have strange Powers(tm) that make us their helpless slaves.
I remember back when I was in college there was this girl . . . she was beautiful. And I was just minding my own business and suddenly she's all "GAZE INTO ME EYES!!!" and I was all like "O_o" and then she said "You are now in me power! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! You are now a chicken!" and I was "I . . . am . . . now . . . a . . . chicken . . . " and then she said "You are now a dog!" and I was "I am now a dog" and then "You are now a solenodon!" It was H-H-Horrible!!! I'm allergic to solenodons.
So I say, let 'em get all ugly! Then they won't be able to zap us and boss us around no more!
Nyah!