Is Your Pet Gay? The Myth of Animal Homosexuality

The Conscience of Kansas radio program ^ | 08-11-12 | Dr. Paul A. Ibbetson

[1pitech]

Is your pet gay? On this episode of the Conscience of Kansas radio, Dr. Paul A. Ibbetson talks about the homosexual agenda and the search for scientific credability in their social movement. Dr. Ibbetson speaks to the myth of animal homosexuality and why it does not stand up to scrutiny.

[lonestar]

My dog is into beastiality!

[A_Former_Democrat]

No. She hates other female dogs

[BO Stinkss]

My dog is gay. He licks himself all the time.

[a fool in paradise]

Is your dog a coprophiliac*?
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* (having to do with a marked interest in excrement)

[CodeToad]

Only a homosexual would wonder about that.

[dfwgator]

“Sit Sparky!...Good Boy. Now shake!...good boy. Now don’t be gay!...Don’t be gay Sparky!”

[IronJack]

She hates other female dogs

Geez. What a b_tch!

[manc]

FFS, now animals are homosexuals[not gay[.

You can’t even make this crap up anymore.

[Cicero]

My basset loves to scarf up deer droppings, every chance he gets. But he’s definitely not gay.

[bigbob]

As a vet once told me “All dogs are $#!t eaters!

[NewCenturions]

My dog could work for airport security - no one will ever enter this house carrying anything concealed in their backsides. He does a thorough screening!

[Lucas McCain]

My rabbit will cophrophagize on occasion. Actually, fairly regurarly (no pun intended).

[buffyt]

My sister’s male dog used to hump my son’s leg all the time. It was so gross. I guess that is the opposite of beastiality when the animal molests the boy?

We learned in Biology class in tenth grade that frogs will clamp onto a stick or anything they can grab during mating season and it is difficult if not impossible to pull them back off.

Ha ha ha

[concerned about politics]

I think our old basset used to be gay before we got him fixed. He kept trying to hump my husbands leg. He didn't care if my husband was straight. He tried to force his agenda on my husband anyway.
So, my husband had his testicles removed. Problem solved.

[A_Former_Democrat]

She’s an absolute sweetheart to me..and that’s all that matters.

[buffyt]

My sister’s male dog used to hump my son’s leg all the time. It was so gross. I guess that is the opposite of beastiality when the animal molests the boy?

We learned in Biology class in tenth grade that frogs will clamp onto a stick or anything they can grab during mating season and it is difficult if not impossible to pull them back off.

Ha ha ha

[buffyt]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=gay%20penquins&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2Fblogs%2Ftechnology%2F2012%2F05%2Fmadrid-zoos-gay-penguins-given-egg-of-their-own%2F&ei=T8kmUPfuGIbt0gGZ9oHACw&usg=AFQjCNFNdWzpEa2X53GTtGP5S2sjBJR9yw

[kabumpo]

And then there are the poor lonely elks or moose who wander into a town and become attracted to a statue or a car in their desperation to mate.

[Shady]

We have to warn our guests that one of our rescue dogs gets kinky with the kitty all the time...they are both females...