“Inflate your tires with mustard gas.”
Your my kind of dirty trickster! I wasn’t going to go there but I was thinking CS gas.
For those that would like to try this; run a compressor and feed such gasses into the intake then deflate the tire completely and refill with said gas from the compressor. Much fun. I had a jackass for a friend that loved to deflate my ‘perfectly’ inflated racing tires. HA! Face full of tear gas stopped his foul play.