A kangaroo, a fox, and a boar walked into a bar . . .
Before serving up the sauce, the bartender inquired of the critters how they intend to pay for their drinks.
KANGAROO: ‘I’ve got the cash right here in my trusty little pouch.”
FOX: “I’ll dig for it, Mr. Bartender, just like I dug my friend out of the zoo.”
BOAR: “I’m a Democrat. Those two owe me a drink for bailing me out.”