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What are the benefits and do they have to join the union?
1 posted on 08/14/2012 9:38:30 AM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

Where do you get your recruits?

The Suicide Hotline!

2 posted on 08/14/2012 9:49:11 AM PDT by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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To: Beave Meister

Well, OK, but I’d like to see some details of the pension plan ...


3 posted on 08/14/2012 9:51:40 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim ('Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT.' - Gov. Sarah Palin)
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"Suicide Squad....ATTACK!"

4 posted on 08/14/2012 9:52:29 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Beave Meister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqstuFZuvJQ

From American Carol


5 posted on 08/14/2012 9:59:39 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Beave Meister
What are the benefits

They promise you 72 virgins. Your results may vary.

6 posted on 08/14/2012 10:03:40 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Beave Meister
What are the benefits and do they have to join the union?

Do they have an apprentice program? And how do you get to be a journeyman?

7 posted on 08/14/2012 10:06:28 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Beave Meister
Lemme guess...this ran in the Dearborn edition of The Pennysaver?


8 posted on 08/14/2012 10:06:28 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Beave Meister

I’m kinda busy right now but I could take the job on in a part-time status if that’d be OK.


9 posted on 08/14/2012 10:14:13 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Beave Meister

“Shumuchk”?

You can’t make this stuff up...the jokes just write themselves.


10 posted on 08/14/2012 10:23:19 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: Beave Meister
What are the benefits

Early retirement.
11 posted on 08/14/2012 10:48:05 AM PDT by PA Engineer ("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
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“What are the benefits and do they have to join the union?”

One day on and eternity off. Great retirement package.


12 posted on 08/14/2012 11:10:03 AM PDT by Augustinian monk
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Benefits: 72 virgins to boink forever, as well as boys like pearls (”not that there’s anything wrong with that”), and two-foot-long schlong provided to enjoy them with. Shade and springs and lots of booze, and an all-you-can-eat buffet. Pita never gets soggy. Movin’ On Up song from Jeffersons plays on PA (haha) system continually, except when Man Who Shot Liberty Valance theme song plays. Family provided for by private donors’ grants. Monopoly and Parcheezie games never end. Hookahs never run out of smoke. Islamic sitcoms on 24/7. What’s not to like?/s


14 posted on 08/14/2012 3:41:54 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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