Michael Jackson image in bird droppings for sale

kvia.com ^ | 13 Aug 2012 | Denise Crosby

[smokingfrog]

A man in Chicago said he hopes rabid Michael Jackson fans will appreciate, and pay top dollar for, a gift that a passing bird left on his windshield -- a likeness of the King of Pop.

Brandon Tudor placed the scat-covered windshield up for auction on eBay with a starting bid of $500.

Tudor told the Chicago-Sun Times that the gift from above landed on his windshield as he was driving with his girlfriend and daughters. He said upon splattering, everyone in the car saw the resemblance to the singer, even more so once the droppings "hardened."

"Everybody loves it," Tudor said. "There's not one person who's seen it that doesn't agree it looks like Michael Jackson."

[doc1019]

How apropos

[MississippiMan]

[Emperor Palpatine]

I wonder how many beers Brandon had to drink before that bird pooped on his ride.....

[ConservativeStatement]

No Ben droppings remain?

[4rcane]

The fool would be the person who would pay for it, not the seller

[Flycatcher]

Yeah, that's him.

I'll bid 5K.

[I see my hands]

A short while ago I halved two habanero peppers and roasted them. Behold the Good Shepherd, half of a roasted habanero, Elvis, and a space alien:

[Flycatcher]

Awesome!

10K for the lot!

[Ezekiel]

Maybe it's just a windshield malfunction.

[Eccl 10:2]

"While I think it's really interesting, I just don't have people walking into my shop buying bird shit."

[JoeProBono]

[garjog]

Bird droppings? Looks more like Obama to me.

[Cyber Ninja]

Looks like Monica to Me...

[Bullish]

I guess the bird had a bad kidney?

[Bullish]

I guess the bird had a bad kidney?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Since you mentioned it, I did see some chicken droppings one time that resembled Obama. It never dawned on me to scoop them up and put them on ebay.

[dayglored]

> Looks like Monica to Me...

Yep, me too.

[tsowellfan]

Very mysterious!

[dayglored]

> Behold the Good Shepherd, half of a roasted habanero, Elvis, and a space alien:

That's pure treasure!! Go get that up on eBay RIGHT NOW!!!

I'm series, you could be a wiener!

The "half a roasted habanero" is actually the state seal of South Carolina ("SC").

That Good Shepard looks a lot like Fred Flintstone, tho.

[tsowellfan]

Amazing! The hair and eyes, cheek bones and distorted nose.

It would be awesome if the buyer would allow Zak Bagans to do a lock down in its presence just to see if he can pick any EVPs.

[dagogo redux]

As it should be.

[Salamander]

That’s amazing!

There’s even a hole where his nose used to be!

[I see my hands]

[shibumi]

I found Raggedy Anne in my scrambled eggs this morning.

I was going to submit it to the news services, but then my wife admitted that she put it there.

I was hoping for simulacra by Divine Intervention. (sigh!)

[Lancey Howard]

lol

[Republican1795.]

I laugh as Jackson fans would hate to be called rabid.

[urbanpovertylawcenter]

looks like Hitler in drag doing a really poor Marilyn Monroe hold the dress down over the grate imitation with a terrible undercarriage secret exposed for all to enjoy...to me.

[Salamander]

Sally Struthers.

[Born to Conserve]

The one in the upper-right looks like Abraham Lincoln kissing a monkey.

[onyx]

SIGN-UP HERE!

[Born to Conserve]

“Monica” who?

[manic4organic]

The King of Poop.

[JoeProBono]

[smokingfrog]

Thank you very much...

[Salamander]

OMG...it IS him/her/it!

[JoeProBono]

[windcliff]

lol

[Daffynition]

Strike up the band!

[MississippiMan]

Pawn Stars is about as unrealistic as it gets in portraying real-world pawn shops, but THAT is funny!

MM