Playboy Playmate busted for allegedly smuggling man across Canadian border

New York Daily News ^ | August 17, 2012

[SMGFan]

In this handout image provided by the Clinton County Sheriff's Department, model Colleen Shannon is see in a police booking photo August 16, 2012 in Plattsburgh, New York. She was arrested for illegally bringing someone across the Canadian border into the United States. Playboy Playmate Colleen Shannon got busted August 16 for allegedly smuggling a man into the U.S. from Canada.

Police brought the 34-year-old beauty to upstate New York's Clinton County Jail and booked her for "bringing in and harboring aliens." Customs and Border Protection made the arrest. She was released on bond and is currently out of custody.

For violating this federal statute she could face ten years in prison if convicted, reports TMZ.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/playboy-playmate-busted-allegedly-smuggling-man-canadian-border-article-1.1138823#ixzz23tDCcHZt

[SMGFan]

If she were smart she should have come in through Mexico /s

[SMGFan]

search google images for classic photos.

[mirkwood]

NOT GUILTY!!!!

[Mormon Cricket]

NOT GUILTY
Case dismissed without prejudice.

[Bobibutu]

Not Guilty - obviously. /

[Melas]

Not guilty of anything, ever.

[SMGFan]

This clearly was not her idea. She has no ideas.

[SMGFan]

She can call Hef as character witness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiAiNC_Y_fg

“I’m a boat captain.”

[nuconvert]

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

I wonder if she put him in her trunk.

[kenmcg]

Some guys get all the luck! She could smuggle or snuggle me any time.

[Cowboy Bob]

I wonder if the cops strip searched her before putting her in jail????

[wally_bert]

She would have probably gotten a medal or something for helping an undocumented latino.

[wny]

she can smuggle me anywhere....

[Vermont Lt]

All that and brains too. //sarcastic

[Lazamataz]

Just damn.

Makeup matters.

[Lazamataz]

I love that they worked the word ‘bust’ into the title.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

She looks just like many girls Hugh Hefner dated!

[Krankor]

She looks a little bit like a blond Melissa Gilbert in those photos.

[grandpa jones]

we must know if she was carrying concealed weapons

[rfreedom4u]

Case is NOT dismissed. She is sentenced to house arrest...at MY house!

[albie]

Without make-up it’s a little bit of a different story.

[Future Snake Eater]

Playboy Playmate busted for allegedly smuggling man across Canadian border

Reminds me of a joke from "Naked Gun 2 1/2".

[KevinB]

Apparently, we’re no longer allowed to make wise cracks about guilt or innocence based on the appearance of the defendant. Yesterday, there was a thread about a teacher being convicted (travesty of justice, by the way) of having sex with a couple of her students who were above the age of consent at the time. We were having a bit of fun with it as we always do when the The Church Lady showed up, became appalled that we could be permitted to act in such a manner on a “Christian site” and complained to JimRob directly. The thread got pulled. So watch your Ps and Qs, boys. Oh, not guilty!

[KevinB]

Mug shots are inadmissible.

[Sirius Lee]

Smuggle Bunnylicious!

[Venturer]

Makeup works miracles for some women. What she looks like made up and what she looks like when she first gets up are far apart.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Just damn.
Makeup matters.

Truth!

[philman_36]

Pardon me if I get past her physical assets and think with my "other" head, Mr. New York Daily News Man, but who exactly did she try to smuggle in?
Wasn't that worth reporting?

[Lazamataz]

Sustained, counselor.

[central_va]

Even sans war paint she is in the 90th percentile, NOT GUILTY.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Looking at her picture, I’m wondering where she hid the guy she was smuggling.

[skinkinthegrass]

*jaw drop*
(Definitely :) NOT GUILTY!

[mountn man]

[vetvetdoug]

Even without makeup one can see her inherent beauty. I wonder how she is with conversations and her knowledge of current events and history?

[jaz.357]

Was he a Muslim terrorist or just a boy toy?

[katana]

I think mug shots are a vital part of the evaluation process (as I remember it from my younger days) since they almost always replicate what one finds in the morning, next to you in bed, beer goggles removed, but without the bad breath.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Makeup matters. ***

That’s why we used to make brown paper sacks!

[left that other site]

time has not been kind

[mombonn]

She’s definitely busted.

[BobL]

Wow, there are A LOT of high school teachers that could learn a lesson regarding posing for mug shots in sex cases - she is just OUTSTANDING, even there.

[BobL]

“The thread got pulled.”

Yea, I was following that yesterday and shocked when it got pulled. It was a legitimate article, from a legitimate publication (New York Daily News, or something). Is our site turning Puritanical or something? The donations will take a dive if that’s the case.

And DEFINITELY Not Guilty.

[saleman]

“time has not been kind”

Dang. Tough crowd today.

That’s ok. I’ll take the leftovers

[41Thunder]

I need to examine the evidence closer.

[left that other site]

HeHeHe!

:-)

[KevinB]

You’re right. I don’t know why some folks are incapable of figuring out that we’re not condoning the behavior, but using humor to point out the ridiculousness of a system which takes attractiveness into account when deciding guilt, innocence or the appropriate sentence. That said, as a teenager I certainly wouldn’t have minded being the “victim” in some of those cases. :-)

[isom35]

she might have some concealed weapons.

[BobL]

“That said, as a teenager I certainly wouldn’t have minded being the “victim” in some of those cases. :-)”

Lucky you used the word “some”. There have been some real homely ones too. They are the ones that wreck the lives of otherwise normal boys - so we must be careful who we approve of - it’s mean out there.

[mylife]

I wanna play “Hideaway”

[RichInOC]

Okay, I know and you know she almost certainly had him curled up and hidden in the back of the car somewhere. And yet I bet a lot of us had the same first thought...”He must be pretty small.”