[COBOL2Java]

No animals were harmed, physically anyway. It might require years of psycho evaluation to return them to normal lab monkey life..:

[Telepathic Intruder]

Whtatever happened to monkey knife fights anway...


I guess that changed when they learned how to use machine guns. And what was this guy doing with his pants down in room full of monkeys? Don't be naive, we've all had Zira fantasies at one time...