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To: Bratch

My favorite Superman/Wonder woman joke - wonder if I could get away with it here?

Superman comes into the superhero’s convention - his eyes are black, his arm is broken, splints on both legs. The Green Hornet says, “my gosh, what happened to you?”

Superman replies, “I was flying down to the convention and what do I spy below me but Wonder Woman laying on the beach, completely naked. She has her legs spread, she’s withering in ecstasy, and she’s looking straight up at me. Well I know an invitation when I see one, and so does my little friend between my legs. I slipped off my super tights and dove down landing on top of here at nearly full force.

Green Hornet, “and she did all this to you?”

Superman, “no the invisible man did - boy was he pissed.”


9 posted on 08/22/2012 11:30:37 AM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: I cannot think of a name
Bad boy....Bad boy....What you gonna do...

(Thanks for the chuckle)

34 posted on 08/22/2012 12:41:42 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: I cannot think of a name

Thanks. I was going to post the joke, now I don’t have too :>)


51 posted on 08/22/2012 4:15:57 PM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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