[brivette]

get your crock’o ship soup here.

[colorado tanker]

“No. 19. I’m home-schooled.”

[Boogieman]

I love matzoh ball soup. The only trouble is, I rarely get a chance to enjoy it. There just aren’t many Jewish delis around my neighborhood, or maybe, not being a Jew, I just don’t know about them.

[Lizavetta]

Just reminding everyone here that Gabby Douglas, Michael Phelps, and all the other Olympic gold medalists "didn't build that" and are only successes because of government.

After all, it was taxpayer-paid-for electricity that lit the gyms and heated the pools, taxpayer-paid-for city water, taxpayer subsidies for the roads they traveled to get to their training facilities, etc.

(/off sarc)