[randog]

Mr President: What did you have for breakfast this morning, or maybe, Mr President, if you were a tree,what kind of tree would it be...and Mr President,,Do you hang your toilet paper on the front or back of the roll?

Mr. President: Just how wonderful are you?

[jocon307]

“Mr. President: Just how wonderful are you? “

Or how about the question from the SNL sketch “Do you want a pillow?”