Good grief! Put your dog in something a little less metrosexual, k?
Like, say, this:
Understated, yet manly (my Labs wear plain saddle leather collars with brass nameplate.) The Psycho and the Baby wear prong collars, but the Choc is letter-perfect in obedience and goes in a plain leather collar.
Well stated.
The lead also shows what kind of person you are. Those little nylon flats never control anything - so obviously, you are not about any discipline.
Likewise those damned extend-i-leashes. I hate those things. “This says, ‘I have absolutely no control over my dog.’”