To: BenLurkin
Sounds more like a ritual for a divorce.
Why didn’t both of them go in the water together?
How come the groom does not trash his tuxedo?
If he had been a gentleman he would have gone in the water first and warned about the current.
Why is it that women do these crazy things?
To: 1_Rain_Drop
How come the groom does not trash his tuxedo?Because it's rented.
14 posted on
08/27/2012 4:48:52 PM PDT by
BfloGuy
(Without economic freedom, no other form of freedom can have material meaning.)
To: 1_Rain_Drop
"Why is it that women do these crazy things?"They overly focus on the totems, and if anything is missed on the checklist, it's not perfect. And it has to be perfect.
21 posted on
08/27/2012 6:07:12 PM PDT by
StAnDeliver
("So, a Mormon and a Catholic walk onto an aircraft carrier...")
To: 1_Rain_Drop
"How come the groom does not trash his tuxedo?"
Because grooms are smarter than brides. They don't spend a couple grand on an item of clothing they are going to wear once.
They rent their tux.
28 posted on
08/27/2012 6:50:56 PM PDT by
Nik Naym
(It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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