[Robwin]

Ok, back off you other Freepers. I'm the one who posted this so I claim dibs.

[ConservativeStatement]

She heard about Laz.

[Red_Devil 232]

She is a lovely young Lady. With the name I assume she is a tennis player.

[Uncle Chip]

Well then — you know the rules.

[CPT Clay]

I KNEW that she wanted ME!!!!

[I Drive Too Fast]

Looks like it is Game, Set, NO Match!!!

[blueunicorn6]

He asked her to kiss his balls for good luck and she hit him with her racket.

[Cyman]

Well if she is willing to try a 59 year old Slovenian bass fisherman??????

[NohSpinZone]

So you're saying there's a chance?

[South40]

Sharapova says her engagement to Vujacic is off

What a coincidence; I wrote her just the other night and told her that if she were to break her engagement with Vujacic she could have me.

[InterceptPoint]

I had this filed under "happy couple" only a few months back.

[poobear]

If she’d just stop screaming...

[ConradofMontferrat]

Just DAMN!

I STILL HAVE A CHANCE! /big lie>

[Revolting cat!]

Don’t look at me, it’s not me she’s running away with!

[bigbob]

Oh man that sucks....wait, who are these people?

[Revolting cat!]

I wouldn’t hit that, no siree.

- You’ve got to train, play tennis all day, babe?
- Well, I wanna stay in bed all day!

[JusPasenThru]

She’s a RINO - Russian in name only. She talks English gooder then me.

[nfldgirl]

Hmmm? Wonder who, then, was the chief “suspect” in the most recent “preggers” scare that resulted in Maria having an ultrasound...to pinpoint the source of her “stomach upset?”

[jimbo123]

Unfortunately, she’s a lesbo.

[max americana]

I was actually thinking about how lucky that bastid was when he got engaged to her. She’s hot.

[fkabuckeyesrule]

Isn’t this the guy that spend ungodly amounts of $$$$$ on an engagement ring. Poor guy.