[momtothree]

She wanted to get her husband something “special” so she hired a prostitute. Must be out of the loop entirely.... I got my husband a wet/dry vac. He seemed very happy.

[tapatio]

She wanted to get her husband something “special” so she hired a prostitute. Must be out of the loop entirely.... I got my husband a wet/dry vac. He seemed very happy.

LOL!!!

[MetaThought]

There’s a joke to be made there, but I’m not going to be the one who makes it. Unless you were hinting at it anyways. LoL.

[Optimus Prime]

I’m not married, but a nice book would be more than enough to make me happy.

[Nik Naym]

“She wanted to get her husband something “special” so she hired a prostitute. Must be out of the loop entirely.... I got my husband a wet/dry vac. He seemed very happy.”

OK. Um.....

Nah.

Too easy.

Besides, I am trying to clean up my act a bit.

Never mind.