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To: Kartographer
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

6 posted on 09/04/2012 5:43:05 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Chuck Norris was an only child....eventually.


8 posted on 09/04/2012 5:47:15 PM PDT by AFret. ("Charlie don't surf ! ")
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To: deoetdoctrinae

don’t stop with the chuck norris jokes.

you got me rolling with laughter


10 posted on 09/04/2012 5:50:53 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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