Posted on 09/06/2012 7:27:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway
“By the way, I hope you’ll have the good sense not to mention I talked to you.”
All time best line ever from a movie - “Son you gotta panty on your head”.
Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it’s a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’m a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y’all can just forget that part about freezin’ now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y’all hear that, don’t ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: Where’d all the tellers go?
Teller’s voices: We’re down here, sir.
Evelle: They’re on the floor as you commanded, Gale.
I’m always ready with a reply to a “What is it?” question, but no one ever axes me!
Duz euyor doughg bight?
No.
Wrawrggg-snap
I thought euy said euyor doughg didn’t bight?
That is not my dog. !!
And I don’t think I go two days without saying Nyot Anymeur!
I’ll get the blonde; you get the brunette.
I can’t believe no one has mentioned 1941.
“I can assure you, there will be no bombs dropped here!”
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