Cops: Naked, Bloody Man Gnawed On Woman’s Head During Wild Neighborhood Rampage

CBS Philly ^ | Sept. 13, 2012 | Steve Beck

[Max in Utah]

Another point, why is it always naked guys?

Wild animals don't wear clothes.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we’re very, very lucky, they’ll do it in that order.

[RegulatorCountry]

I hate Pennsylvania zombies.

[Ditter]

Yup, me thinks you are right. We have had several of these naked wild animal-like attacks here in the Houston area lately. Why would anybody............. oh yeah they are drug addicts, that's why.

[veracious]

II Peter 3 (the whole thing).

[Lakeshark]

Darks, did they give you some kind of pill? This is three times in one day..........

[Borax Queen]

BAD DARKS

[null and void]

Don’t be silly. He obviously drank his own coffee accidentally.

[JRandomFreeper]

I figured that there would be at least a few Firefly fans drawn to this story. ;)

/johnny

[Antoninus]

Meh, it's been done before.

[Lakeshark]

Red coffee, what was he thinking?

VERY BAD DARKS!

[sauron]

Firefly!!

[Slings and Arrows]

This situation calls for 230 grains of behavior modification.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Sometimes people ask me why I tend to go armed.

I think I will print out this story and hand it to the next clueless twit inquisitive soul that asks.

[Billthedrill]

I have an alibi.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I think I’ll go ahead and assume drink, drugs, and good old fashioned mental illness before assuming demons. Not because I dispute demons, but because blaming it on them is too easy an out for people’s misbehavior.

[Clay Moore]

"If women use bath salts, we don’t complain. ;0)"

You are one sick puppy! (^;

[Slings and Arrows]

Nothing helps learning like visual aids.

[Slings and Arrows]

Occam’s razor, you betcha.

[x]

Is this the kickoff to “Occupy Philadelphia: Phase II”?