Toronto woman says to withhold sex from men with guns (Canada)

globaltoronto.com ^ | 14 September, 2012 | Adam Frisk(Aristophanes?)

[marktwain]

TORONTO - A Toronto woman hopes to curb gun violence by urging women to withhold sex from men who carry guns.

Following the devastating Danzig Street shooting in July, Nicole Osbourne James started the blog, 'Got a gun? You get none!' with the hopes of curbing gun violence.

"Women. Mothers. Lovers. We need to use our own power and have a BAN on SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS with men that have guns. We need to stop HARBOURING and ENABLING our sons with guns. Can we make it happen?" the blog states.

[marktwain]

Now I see why the classics should be taught in high school. Obviously, Nicloe never read Lysistrata, or if she did,she is guilty of stealing the idea. Too bad for those police and army guys.

[grey_whiskers]

Great idea with militant jihadists rampaging worldwide. Encourage the men around you to disarm...

Cheers!

[DuncanWaring]

Is she really proposing withholding sex from her son if he’s got a firearm?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Some moronic ditz comes up with this goofy idea every 10 years or so. It never goes anywhere.

[Squawk 8888]

She does address a serious problem with the community- women who put out for men who treat them like dirt and behave like thugs. Unfortunately, because of our gun laws, these are the only types of men who carry guns here.

[lefty-lie-spy]

Danzig and Osbourne in the same story, yet no rock n roll mentioned. I’m bummed.

[Obadiah]

Helen Thomas’ sister speaks out.

[driftdiver]

Why is she sleeping with her son?

[KittenClaws]

This poor woman underestimates the manliness of guns.

Or she’s a hag.

[Squawk 8888]

Canada Ping!

[rabidralph]

I was just thinking of that. We had to read that in high school.

[One Name]

She really thought this one through to it’s climax...

[MasterGunner01]

In Muslim countries the men with guns just take what they want — including sex — or they kill you. What a dummy.

[SkyDancer]

Just remember lady - it goes both ways. Just saying.

[Nowhere Man]

Sounds like this woman ain’t running on all eight cylinders. Well, let’s put it this way, there are always the brothels. B-P I wonder what she would say to that? B-P

[ottbmare]

Excellent. If the liberal women stop putting out for nice men, that just means that there are more men for us conservative gun-loving women to choose from. I approve.

P.S.: Since they’re too peaceful to protect themselves and they won’t have anything to do with the sort of men who could protect them, they won’t last long.

[marktwain]

I suspect that armed me have always been a turn-on to most women. It certainly has survival appeal.

[concerned about politics]

Great idea with militant jihadists rampaging worldwide. Encourage the men around you to disarm...

That's what I was thinking. These guys would have no problem at all finding a better woman to take care of things.

[unixfox]

Not a problem. As men we won’t change your flat tires, fix your leaking faucets, build the houses, build the roads, the appliances, and every friggin thing else that makes your miserable life comfortable!

[chris37]

Would rather have my guns, babe.

[Mich Patriot]

It’s a safe bet that NOTHING ever discharged in HER hand.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

A whore by any other name...

[Nowhere Man]

Just replied on her blog, “well there is always the brothels,” I doubt it will pass moderation though. B-)

[JRandomFreeper]

Is she really proposing withholding sex from her son if he’s got a firearm?

That's the way I read it...

Somewhat disturbing, actually...

/johnny

[Secret Agent Man]

She fails to recognize three things.

Men have the internet. Men have hands. They are Canadian women.

[brewcrew]

This is my rifle.

This is my gun.

This is for fighting.

This is for fun.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

It's a two-way street, Nicole. I'm withholding sex from these gals until they promise to shed their guns.

[muir_redwoods]

It’s okay sweetie, since I grew up I stopped having sex with nitwits.

[muawiyah]

Nicole ain’t gettin’ none Fur Shur.

[JRandomFreeper]

Back before I was a saintly type celibate (ahem).... I think the phrase was "They can't cut me off if they don't know where I'm getting it".

/johnny

[LibWhacker]

But how else are these guys going to get sex?

[Grams A]

She really thought this one through to it’s climax..:

Hats off to someone who still has a sharp wit so late on Friday evening! Just made my week.

[GeronL]

Its amazing that ONE liberal gets a news article and hundreds of conservatives could hold a rally and be ignored.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Is this why I haven’t been gettin’ any lately? Hey! Girls! I lost all my guns in a boating accident! Come and get me!

[Vendome]

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

This one’s for shooting, this one’s for fun.

Listen ladies:
You ain’t made of gold or some precious antiquity. If you are really that unintereted in fun, I can/will go elsewhere.

I’m not dying for sex with you.

[JaguarXKE]

But Nicole, what if the guy has a really really BIG gun?

[ConservativeStatement]

[Vendome]

Be fine if they slapped me across the face with those buts....

[One Name]

Sexist hardball! Obama would at least help out around the house.

[One Name]

You mean “butts”, I think. Not.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Lysistrata Redux?

[lowbridge]

[Vendome]

Trying not get put on “Time Out”...

[ChildOfThe60s]

I have a feeling that no one is getting any nokie from these “women” anyway.

You have to put out first before you can withhold it. Otherwise it ain’t much of a threat.

[AU72]

She should understand:

This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
This one if for fighting,
This one is for fun!

[Standing Wolf]

My ex-wife told me it was her or the guns. The guns needed to be cleaned and oiled now and then, and insured and secured when I wasn’t home, but never once complained about my bringing home new guns or reloading components or gadgetry.

[Revolting cat!]

Baby, it is a gun in my pocket and I am glad to see ya!

[flaglady47]

Oh my, what a dogpack. Bow wow. Actually, if I were a man, I’d rather kiss my dog any day rather than this set of hatchet faces.

[One Name]

My goal is to die on “time out”.

King David did OK...from what I hear

[Revolting cat!]

No fair! How many times do I have to type ‘GUILTY’ responding to that post?!