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People urged to keep away from any wild turkeys
Johnson City (TN) Press ^ | September 14, 2012 | Jennifer Sprouse

Posted on 09/17/2012 4:38:29 PM PDT by don-o

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Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
1 posted on 09/17/2012 4:38:35 PM PDT by don-o
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To: don-o

Don’t have to warn me.


2 posted on 09/17/2012 4:39:13 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: don-o
Just give it to me...


3 posted on 09/17/2012 4:40:43 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: COBOL2Java

LOL, beat me to it!


4 posted on 09/17/2012 4:41:56 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Romney was right about the Olympics, but neither the Brits or the Dems will admit it.)
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To: don-o

One of them did $1000 damage to the front grill of my car (husband driving) a year or so ago when he ran out into the road on a suicide mission.

I have them all over the back acreage of my place. Friends in the more citified ares of this municipalty complain that they tear up their flower beds. “What do you expect?” I say, “You’re feeding them!”


5 posted on 09/17/2012 4:43:58 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic (Joe Biden is reported to be seeking asylum in a foreign country so he does not have to debate Ryan.)
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To: don-o

6 posted on 09/17/2012 4:45:07 PM PDT by arkady_renko
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To: don-o; al baby

"Don't go. I'm friendly, where are you going? Stop running! I got pie....!"

7 posted on 09/17/2012 4:45:42 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: don-o

get out there with the bow. brine. fire up the ......


8 posted on 09/17/2012 4:46:20 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain: Beef: its whats for dinner...........)
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To: COBOL2Java

If you’re drivin down the highway at night, and feelin that wild turkey’s bite....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfO8TcBa6I0


9 posted on 09/17/2012 4:46:39 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: GeronL

did that two legged creature just say 'gobble, gobble'?

10 posted on 09/17/2012 4:51:16 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: arkady_renko

That’s the spirit! Looking for a couple of Slow Joe, a Shelia J Lee and maybe a Hillary or two. Then there’s Pelosi, Barney’s Frank, Waxman... to infinity and beyond!!


11 posted on 09/17/2012 4:51:54 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever.)
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To: don-o

Oh man.....I’d love to be in the police station for the morning briefing....

“Bob, have we had any unauthorized turkey activity?”

“No Sarge, but some pigeons have been pooping on the mayor’s car again.”

“Keep a sharp lookout for unauthorized turkey activity. And hey! Let’s all be safe out there.”


12 posted on 09/17/2012 4:53:11 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: COBOL2Java

That Wild Turkey hurt me one time. I steer clear of that one.


13 posted on 09/17/2012 4:53:27 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (you are paying 12% more for fuel because of Ethanol. Smile big Corn Lobby,)
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To: don-o

Just tell the LEO’s they are funny looking dogs.


14 posted on 09/17/2012 4:54:51 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (you are paying 12% more for fuel because of Ethanol. Smile big Corn Lobby,)
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15 posted on 09/17/2012 4:58:29 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF - Sometimes I need an expert opinion")
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16 posted on 09/17/2012 5:11:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Michael.SF.

Me too.


17 posted on 09/17/2012 5:13:55 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class!)
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To: don-o

wait !

Lemme get my popcorn!


18 posted on 09/17/2012 5:14:07 PM PDT by onona (This space for rent....cheep)
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To: don-o

I truly don’t understand the problem here. Offer a bounty but let anybody who bags one keep the meat. Sounds like one of those win-win-win situations to me.


19 posted on 09/17/2012 5:18:47 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: don-o

Paging Ted Nugent


20 posted on 09/17/2012 5:19:32 PM PDT by SeeSharp
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