We must be related! The family reunion next year is at Toadsuck, Arkansas. Uncle Zeke is giving a prize to whoever shows up with the most different colored parts on their car. I figure my Gremlin is a sure winner. We’ve invited Paul Krugman to come and speak. He’s real smart don’t you know. He won a Heisman Trophy or something for knowing that eight bits makes a dollar. We’re gonna put him in a barrel with a love sick polecat. He’ll either come out stinky or smiling. I’m betting he’ll be smiling. Cousin Tater says hi.
We lived for years over to East Bigod and feel I would have made the acquaintance long before this. Unless y'all ain't that family that moved in from Dogfart 'bout a year ago ... in which case my sister says she'd shared a room with your sister at The Pen State.
Hold the phone ... y'all don't mean THAT Uncle Zeke? Why that there is some feller! BTW, tell Cousin Tater we found his eye patch. It was in the potato salad at the church picnic right after Pastor got bit by the copperhead. Gramma picked up ontit right away when it was all kinda chewy and all. So was the copperhead.