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[ErnBatavia]

Bwn! You gotsa find a hosting site that lets you post pics big enough to see!

FReegards from a FReeper who's waiting for cataract surgery....sigh.

[ErnBatavia]

this driver got what he deserved....

After the Northridge Earthquake, self and thousands of others who lived on the "wrong side of the collapsed Newhall Pass overpass" literally had to leave home at 3:30 am to get to work by 8 -- for months....then we'd get to do it all over again at 5pm on the flipside.

Needless to say, there were stretches where you'd expect hours of merging delays, and periodically some bunghole would attempt 'line cutting'.

I (and hundreds of others, I'm sure) learned the 'swerve technique' that would do just what's in that clip to the perp.

[ErnBatavia]

See #82...One afternoon, came to a dead stop and drivers were periodically getting out to take a semi-discreet leak and stuff.......two ahead of me got out, walked off and down the berm to a Denny's restaurant a quarter mile away, and came back with a huge go-bag.

Their roundtrip hike took 'em a good half hour,and there's been zero movement during their absence.

(My boss was a stubborn old fart who refused to believe any of this sh*t since he lived three blocks from the office.....I damn near told him to shove the job up his ass)

[I cannot think of a name]

“But, as I said, it’s a fun story.”

And not even remotely true:

1/2 m v2

Mass is Mass, Speed is Speed.

[sodpoodle]

POST OF THE DAY!!!!

You have brilliantly described what most of us are pondering.

[TheOldLady]

OMGoodness! Is that real? No one would shake zer0’s hand? And by the end of the line, he was pretending to present Medvedev(?) to the men?

He’s obviously more angered than humiliated, for he has no good graces. What a embarrassing pig.

[Nateman]

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[Titan Magroyne]

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