To: KittenClaws
After a night of drinking, courtesy of my ex-husband:
“I feel like I've been drug thorough hell backwards then slapped in the face with buzzard guts”
54 posted on
09/21/2012 2:30:53 PM PDT by
KittenClaws
(You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
To: KittenClaws
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Coon ass drunk
61 posted on
09/21/2012 2:36:00 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: KittenClaws
Mean as an acre of snakes
Slower than smoke risin’ from horse $hit
72 posted on
09/21/2012 2:41:21 PM PDT by
KittenClaws
(You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
To: KittenClaws
After the same hard night of drinking:
I got the Zactlys.
Feel exactly like a herd of cattle backed up and S%%t in my mouth)
132 posted on
09/21/2012 4:03:02 PM PDT by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: KittenClaws
My Grandmother would always say that someone the morning after..
Looked rode hard and put away wet. (S. Texas)
I said that to my young admin the other week and I think she choked, she was laughing so hard. lol
181 posted on
09/21/2012 6:19:15 PM PDT by
RikaStrom
("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
To: KittenClaws
....I feel like I’ve been drug thorough hell backwards then slapped in the face with buzzard guts”’’’
Alot of these are funny but heard before....thats an original...LOL
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