[JRandomFreeper]

SM artists use paddles.

I wouldn't know. I suspect you know MUCH more about that subject than I do.

/johnny

[Uncle Chip]

Do you know for a fact that he didn't administer those whacks in the privacy in his office???

Do you know for a fact that he didn't touch her as he was administering those whacks???

Get over it.

This just smells of impropriety.