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A Word to Rioting Muslims Pat Condell
Well once again we see multiple, violent tantrums from the religion of permanent offense. Some things never change, do they? Once again we see Islam self-detonate, if youll pardon the expression, and show once again why its about as welcome on this planet as an asteroid. Once again we see thousands of Islamic nutcases take time out from beating up their wives to show their sensitive side. How? By smashing up the towns they live in, egged on by clerical ignoramuses whose motives are even lower than the literacy level of their followers. And once again we in the civilized world are being urged to censor ourselves out of respect for a religion that violates the human rights of half the people on the planet, and doubles as a political ideology indistinguishable from Nazis. It would be funny if it wasnt so obscene
or should that be the other way around?
To call these riots infantile and imbecilic is to give them a dignity they dont deserve
they can only be described as Islamic. Let me get this straight: were supposed to show tolerance and respect for a religion that doesnt know the meaning of either word and goes out of its way to prove it every day. Were supposed to amend our values to accommodate a religion that accommodates nothing and nobody. Dream on people, its not going to happen
because with Islam, its always a one way street. Weve learned that lesson the hard way. We cant afford any more tolerance and respect
weve been sucked dry, and weve become weary of manufactured Islamic grievance. Its such a bore that now when we hear some bearded buffoon or some bag-headed bimbo telling us how offended they are, we cant even be bothered to laugh anymore.
Not even when the Turkish Prime Minister hilariously demands that Islamaphobia now be made a crime against humanity. When given the evidence, theres a much stronger case for making Islam a crime against humanity. Besides, Turkey is already hypocritically guilty of one of the worse crimes against humanity in history
the Armenian genocide. A crime it doesnt even have the balls to admit to.
When Muslims start showing the same level of outrage about things that are genuinely offensive like the thousands of women and girls who are murdered and mutilated and raped every year in their countries, then we might take them a bit more seriously. As it is, there is nothing on this planet less deserving of sympathy or respect than muslim outrage. Indeed, theres something deeply comical about it. Its so contrived and so cringingly un self-aware that its impossible to take seriously, even if we wanted to, and nobody in their right mind wants to anymore.
There was a time when Islam was given the benefit of the doubt by many people in the west. Now we think its poison and we wish wed never heard of it because twenty years of baseless grievance-mongering and kneejerk effects have shown us this religion for what it really is, and now we dont like it, we dont trust it, and we are never going to respect it, and we dont care how Muslims feel about that. Everythings an insult to this religion. Everything causes offense. Well nobody gives a damn anymore people
youve done it to death. Youve killed the goose that laid the golden egg. So now if youre an offended Muslim, go stick your head in the oven for all we care. And if you think that if you keep up the violence the west will eventually cave in, its not going to happen. Even if the politicians want it to, the people wont allow it. Well carry on speaking our minds openly and freely because its our birthright, and cant be taken away from us
it can only be given away, and we are giving Islam nothing
because Islam gives us nothing. Its a religion permanently on the take. Gimme gimme gimme is all we ever hear. Give me respect even though I havent earned it. Give me special treatment or Ill be offended and youll be a racist. Well were sick and tired of hearing it, were sick and tired of Islam, and were sick and tired of the needless conflict and intimidation that comes from this religion at every turn.
All week weve heard Muslims telling us that we in the west need to understand how important the prophet is to them. We DO understand, and we dont care. Thats the point
we dont care now, and we are NEVER going to care. Get used to it. We dont give a damn about your feelings. Our feelings are more important, and our feelings tell us that were sick to the back teeth of hearing about your religion so stick a sock in it. And no amount of violence is going to change a thing. The more you riot and scream and shout, the less were going to listen. Itll simply stiffen our resolve not to be bullied and pushed around by people whose values we dont respect
because youve given us no reason to respect them, and more to the point, because you are incapable of giving us such a reason.
In short, we will not be told what we can and cannot say. Not by you, not by anybody
not now, not ever
no matter how many flags you burn, no matter how many embassies you attack
free speech will prevail, and youll suck it up, and like it.
I swear I had paragraph breaks in there. My bad.
Now we think its poison and we wish wed never heard of it because twenty years of baseless grievance-mongering and kneejerk effects have shown us this religion for what it really is, and now we dont like it, we dont trust it, and we are never going to respect it, and we dont care how Muslims feel about that.
Everythings an insult to this religion. Everything causes offense.
Well nobody gives a damn anymore people youve done it to death. Youve killed the goose that laid the golden egg. So now if youre an offended Muslim, go stick your head in the oven for all we care. And if you think that if you keep up the violence the west will eventually cave in, its not going to happen.
Somehow it feels like we're dealing with a nasty mean spirited teenager... a person who negotiates ONLY with threats to inflict pain on parents if they don't get their way...
Obama only hears noise - he'll give in and make it worse. Elections matter - Romney has to win..