[The Great RJ]

Given Obama’s enigmatic origins and lack of a real past, he may well be a space alien and was born in Alpha Centari rather than Kenya.

[RoosterRedux]

You know that Obama has been scrambling to get his hands on official proof of alien visitation...much better than a Reichstag fire.

I wonder who has kept such info away from him.

I guess there is a security clearance that even the president cannot breach.

[Emperor Palpatine]

"Given Obama’s enigmatic origins and lack of a real past, he may well be a space alien and was born in Alpha Centari rather than Kenya."



So that would make this guy his real daddy, then....

[BenLurkin]