Posted on 09/26/2012 4:05:46 PM PDT by BereanBrain
Two people showed up at the front porch today. Dog barking, I come up from the lower level 2A workshop.
Young man and young woman.
“Hello Sir, I’m looking for GRRRRR? (Not my real name)
“
We’re with Fair Share PAC and...
I interrupted and said..”You’re Obama Supporters aren’t you?”
Yes we are, they said proudly.
I pointed to the Gadsden Flag sticker on my door window...”TEA PARTY Founding member” I said.
“Oh, well...have a nice day” and they left...
There are also 6 R&R Yard Signs on my street alone. More up the other street, by the other street...etc.
Weld County, CO is Ryan Country!!
By "them" you mean the pants, not the twig and berries?
Maybe those, too.
Actually you should do what a neighbor did to his son’s teenage friend. Neighbor is about 6’2”, works in the oil patch and is about 230 lbs. of solid muscle. Had already told his son about house rules and bringing friends over with exposed underwear. But his son brought his friend home with him anyway with several inches of exposed underwear.
Neighbor walked up quietly behind the kid and grabbed the sides of the jean shorts and pulled them up around the kid’s nose, lifting the kid about 6 inches off the floor in the process. Kid is going to walk funny for a while but not because his pants are falling down.
From the hilarious Father's 10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Awesome, quick thinking. Just grand!
What? While you have a nail gun, nail the pants to the floor. Preferably THROUGH the knucklehead’s shoes.
EPIC Fail.
by them, I assume you’re referring to his pants...right?
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