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Wurd for the Day
Redneck Dictionary ^
| 9/29/2012
| Unknown (gratefully)
Posted on 09/29/2012 7:21:28 AM PDT by count-your-change
RETARD is the word for most of today. It comes from somewhere, probably from a school teaccher that tried to teach the local mouthbreathers their sums and cyphering.
Anyway the sharpest minds if not the most sober have come up with this from the Redneck Dictionary.
RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65.."
Milo's grandpa near was retard, he never worked to start with and spent his time in abatement.
For the young whelps and mouth breathers, abatement is that room under the house that usually has a foot of water when it rains.
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TOPICS: Word For The Day
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O.K., It's near noon and almost time to wake up. Have at it with your own attack on the language.
To: count-your-change
My word of the day....Returd=Obama second term
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posted on
09/29/2012 7:24:28 AM PDT
by
4everontheRight
(And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
To: count-your-change
When you say “noon” I hear a dog whistle. Why so racist?
To: count-your-change
Young teacher thought her students parents were all artists because when asked what they did for a living/for money they replied “He draws!”
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posted on
09/29/2012 7:29:18 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then.)
To: hoosiermama
Our president must be Retard cuz he don’t work.
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posted on
09/29/2012 7:38:04 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(I did not vote for Zero. Someone else did that.)
To: count-your-change
With a loud blowout, Bubba lost control and dang-near skidded into the danged ditch. We retard the danged right rear; then we wuz back on our way to the danged daintz.
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posted on
09/29/2012 7:45:14 AM PDT
by
Wings-n-Wind
(The main things are the plain things!)
To: count-your-change
Tard and retard are my wife’s two dog’s names. Not much smartz between them.
To: count-your-change
Hey! Don't be talkin' 'bout my hertidge like that!
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posted on
09/29/2012 8:35:17 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel; All
Thanks to all for their helping our brains swole up like a bisket dough in the sun.
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:07:07 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: count-your-change
And fer his birthday we retard his drahvway.
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posted on
09/29/2012 10:42:38 AM PDT
by
Erasmus
(Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
To: count-your-change
After 50 years on the job, my wife finally retard!
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posted on
09/29/2012 12:40:58 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: SgtHooper
Your wife may take that another way! But don’t worry, we’ll only tell her if she asks.
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posted on
09/29/2012 2:02:09 PM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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