One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland,
but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but decided to go home instead.
Hey, Jack is hilarious! What does he do for an encore, pull the wings off butterflies?
You sure his last name isn’t Meoff?