[Cruising For Freedom]

If Obama wins:
a whole lotta moonshine

If Obama loses:
The sweet, sweet tears of the local SIEU, in a crystal glass lined with 24K goldplate, wearing a balloon giraffe of Romney happiness on my head, dancing outside the hotel balcony where I’ll be, in my ad-hoc Romney-themed underwear.

[varina davis]

Maybe a nice Chianti.....