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To: Dogbert41

It doesn’t matter HOW to see Uranus, Joe Biden ensures us that it will be free.


18 posted on 09/30/2012 9:26:34 PM PDT by boop (It's not personal...it's strictly business)
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This is cool. Will be camping in desert again next weekend, and will bring a scope and look for it.

As far as the comments....

Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I’d built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You’ll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I’ll point it at Jupiter.

Fry: Smells like strawberries.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, Saturn.

Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus.

Leela: I don’t get it.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

Fry: No, no, I, I think I’ll just smell around a bit over here.


24 posted on 09/30/2012 9:38:05 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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