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Synchronised Toilet Flush To Clear City Sewer
Sky News HD ^ | September 23, 2012 | Sky News

Posted on 10/01/2012 3:34:19 PM PDT by Makana

Residents of Zimbabwe's second-biggest city have been asked to flush their toilets simultaneously on Monday at 7.30pm.

Up to a million people will take part in a synchronised toilet flush in an attempt to unblock sewers in Zimbabwe.

Authorities in Bulawayo - the country's second-largest city - have appealed to residents to flush their toilets at 7.30pm on Monday to clear built-up waste.

Water is rationed in the city for up to 72 hours each week, which has led to waste accumulating in the sewer network.

The city's mayor, Thaba Moyo, said the mass flush will become a weekly event.

"We are going to have a big flush every Monday to push all the waste that would have accumulated during the water rationing.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.sky.com ...


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In the 1970's, the NE Patriots opened a new stadium. At Half-Time, the plumbing literally blew up. Simultaneous flushing was deemed the cause.

Zimbabwe remains undeterred.

1 posted on 10/01/2012 3:34:23 PM PDT by Makana
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To: Makana

I’m guessing a few missing enemies of Mugabe may show up after the flush.

Let’s hope Obamugabe doesn’t get any ideas...!


2 posted on 10/01/2012 3:36:07 PM PDT by ssaftler (With apologies to Gene Kranz: "Obama is not an option")
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To: Makana

so flushing the 4 working toilets at the same time is going to help?


3 posted on 10/01/2012 3:36:13 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Makana

Things are bad over there. Some people are never seen again...

4 posted on 10/01/2012 3:40:00 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Makana

They’re going to blow manhole covers sky high with $#!t geysers, at least where the manhole covers haven’t been stolen and sold for scrap.


5 posted on 10/01/2012 3:40:34 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Makana

What kind of a situation might we call this?


6 posted on 10/01/2012 3:40:48 PM PDT by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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To: Makana
If the Zim government thought up this synchronized flushing plan, what could possibly go wrong?
7 posted on 10/01/2012 3:41:51 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: Makana

It’s going to happen en masse on November 4th.


8 posted on 10/01/2012 3:43:29 PM PDT by Track9 (Ego undermines moral courage.)
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To: Makana

Can we do this to the Senate and WhiteOutHouse?


9 posted on 10/01/2012 3:44:00 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (You didn't build that. The private sector is doing fine. We tried our plan and it worked.)
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To: Makana

Authorities in Bulawayo - the country’s second-largest city - have appealed to residents to flush their toilets at 7.30pm on Monday to clear built-up waste.


The best laid plans...........


10 posted on 10/01/2012 3:47:41 PM PDT by deport
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To: Makana

If it doesn’t work, I predict they are going to have an awful big mess on their hands. . . .


11 posted on 10/01/2012 3:48:36 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: MasterGunner01

I see a new Olympic event synchronized flushing !!


12 posted on 10/01/2012 3:54:01 PM PDT by shadeaud ( “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. Just doing my duty a Christian)
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To: Track9

“It’s going to happen en masse on November 4th.”

Don’t count on your polling place to tell you to show up two days later.


13 posted on 10/01/2012 3:55:43 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Makana

The USA will do a syncronized flush of our Kenyan turd on November 6th.....


14 posted on 10/01/2012 3:57:42 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Makana
There's a college dorm joke in here somewhere ... (e.g. "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria")
15 posted on 10/01/2012 3:59:55 PM PDT by The Duke
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To: treetopsandroofs

Ahh, you see. I’ve been telling dimocRats to vote on November 8th.. and now I’ve got myself messed up.. ;)


16 posted on 10/01/2012 4:01:03 PM PDT by Track9 (Ego undermines moral courage.)
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To: YHAOS

Constipation.

Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.


17 posted on 10/01/2012 4:02:01 PM PDT by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
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To: Makana

Back in 1977 - when there were only 3 networks - the series “Roots” had such a large share of viewers each night it was on, the water companies had to hire extra personnel to handle the load during each commercial break.


18 posted on 10/01/2012 4:02:20 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: Makana

Synchronised Toilet Flush

someday, they may have this kind of thing in the Olympics.. as an actual event.. medals and all. ooooh the pressure..


19 posted on 10/01/2012 4:02:55 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: canuck_conservative

Season 2 (I think) of Prison Break, in the Panamanian prison, SENA, Michael (Wentworth Miller) blew out the obstruction in the prison plumbing, thus earning himself respect from the “head honcho” there. And made the water flow.

What a great series that was.


20 posted on 10/01/2012 4:04:56 PM PDT by bicyclerepair ( REPLACE D-W-S ! http://www.karenforcongress.com)
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