that his hysterical!!
Early this morning, I was walking in the woods near the property of the plumber neighbor whose family is owned by that pushy Mastiff, when said dog saw me and came loping into the forest, nearly knocking me over for attention.
She followed me to the yard where her owner got her coralled, and began to tell me all the latest dirt he heard and seen during his work week. That guy knows more gossip than any woman I’ve ever met-everything from what woman just got really big fake boobs (he called it a DD distraction), to who is shacking with someone else’s spouse, doing orgies, etc. I’m sure I’m totally informed now...