20 Clever Words
Read Slowly & You Will See the Light
1. ARBITRATOR
A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do
3. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
7. ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER
A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES
What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFTBANK
What the robber did when his bag was full of money
11. MISTY
How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX
Two physicians!
13. PARASITES
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
14. PHARMACIST
A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE
What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!
17. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official!
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