Janet Jackson plans $20m wedding with Qatari billionaire; converts to Islam

.emirates247.com ^ | Oct. 3, 2012 | Bang

[null and void]

You mean she’s going to have to cover up?

Or die.

Her call.

[justlurking]

Good luck, Janet. You are going to need it.

I knew another woman that converted to Islam for marriage. Fortunately (for her), it didn't last long.

She finally realized that she wasn't a "partner", she was "property".

[Casie]

She doesn't have any fans any more. :(
Thats why shes gotta marry the money muslim. So sad!

[Michigander222]

Hmm wonder how long she will be married??

[jda]

Uh, Janet, a few suggestions for the Pre-Nup Agreement:

- Full disclosure of all previous, current and future wives
- No beatings, for any reason
- Upon divorce, I get all my pre-wedding assets back

[a fool in paradise]

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Still not guilty at 46.

[elteemike]

Well...Isn’t that special?

Bye!

[OldArmy52]

Dear Janet,

A Ho sells her body.

You just sold your soul.

[I want the USA back]

Will the liberals criticize her for the extravagance?

[Cyman]

Gold digging is a state of mind and not a state of finance. Heroine of gold digging=Jackie O

[Vendome]

Weird.

So now she’s a skirt chaser????

[Rio]

The happy couple:

[NowApproachingMidnight]

[NormsRevenge]

Selling herself into slavery. Sad.

—

kind of like the old days of MoTown.

Ya’d think she had more goin’ on upstairs.. I guess not.

[Leep]

Will she get her own “minder”?

[LibLieSlayer]

The first time she shakes that head and gives that camel humper hell... he will “off with her head”. She is now GOD-less.

LLS

[Revolting cat!]

Daymn, we’re now exporting our outstanding artists, too!

[drewh]

[Fledermaus]

Brilliant!