For years I worked in a big city ER which had many,many winos as “clients”.One day a wino came in,all but comatose,and we had to relieve him of his valuables (temporarily,of course).Among the things he had on his person was an empty bottle of cheap wine whose label boasted that the grapes used were grown in *Ohio*.I laughed for the rest of the shift...and for some time after that.
“the grapes used were grown in *Ohio*”
Quite a few wineries in Ohio. Mostly to the east of Cleveland, up along the lake. Lotsa grapes grown here. I don’t drink wine though. In 20 minutes I’ll have a terrible headache. Same with grape juice.