[Delhi Rebels]

He will show them his talent as the greatest QB in NFL history by throwing for 667 yards and throwing for 6 touchdowns against the Texans.

You were only 667 passing yards and 6 touchdowns off the mark. Better luck next time.

[Uncle Slayton]

You know we watched that NFL football game with our Congregation and we were all praying for Tim Tebow. But, Tim’s efforts to win the game and throw for all those touchdowns were stopped by that Rex Ryan fellow.

Brother Jed with his acute insightful perception found that Rex Ryan must be possessed by Satanic forces as throughout the game kept on using the F Word!

So, Brother Jed gathered some of us male church elders to gather around the TV set to attempt to cast those Evil F Word yelling forces out of Rex Ryan.

Once those forces were gone, we hoped that Mr. Ryan would see the light and put Tim Tebow in the game.

Led by Brother Jed we yelled at the TV trying to force the F Word out of Rex Ryan! But, the more we yelled and the women prayed for Rex Ryan, the more he would yell the F Word! He even yelled the F Word in front of Tim Tebow!

“Hey you F Word forces! You must cast away from Rex Ryan!”

And when those evil forces did momentarily let go of Rex Ryan, he put Tim Tebow in the game and Tim threw that long pass that was knocked out of the Receiver’s hands by that big mean man in the dark Houston Texan uniform.

We were hoping that the Texans would let Tim’s Chosen Receiver catch that ball and let him run down the field to score a Glorious Touchdown!

Instead, all that did was to cause the Possessed Rex Ryan to use the F Word again and again!